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который запрыщавел, начав выпивать раньше положенного срока.

И Балтазар пробормотал:

— По мне так горшок с золотом ничуть не хуже.

И Каспар сказал:

— Полагаешь, после двух тысяч лет кто-нибудь наконец подаст мне стул?

И Мельхиор подытожил все их надежды и мечты о лучшем мире словами:

— Знаете, Забавно, но он совсем не похож на еврея.

Copyright And Acknowledgments

«Quest» © 1999 by Susan Anderson. Original to this anthology. Printed by permission of the author.

«The Top 50 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became an Evil Overlord» © 1996–7 by Peter Anspach. First published on the Internet at www.eviloverlord.com. Edited for publication. Reprinted by permission of the author.

«Diamonds — Black and White» © 1932 by Anthony Armstrong. Reprinted from The Prince Who Hiccupped and Other Tales (London: Ernest Benn, 1932). Unable to trace the representative of the author's estate.

«The Affliction of Baron Humpfelhimmel» by John Kendrick Bangs. Reprinted from Over the Plum-Pudding (New York: Harper's, 1901). Copyright expired in 1973.

«The Failure of Hope & Wandel» by Ambrose Bierce, first published in Fun, 5 September 1874. Copyright expired in 1964.

«Rules of Engagement» © 1995 by Molly Brown. First published in Substance Magazine, Autumn 1995. Slightly revised for this printing. Reprinted by permission of the author.

«How To Be Fantastic» © 1995 by Elizabeth Counihan. First published in Scheherazade #12, August 1995. Reprinted by permission of the author.

«The Ultimate» © 1986, 1999 by Seamus Cullen. Extensively revised from an episode originally published in The Sultan's Turret (London: Orbit Books, 1986). This version, original to this anthology. Printed by permission of the author.

«The Hills behind Hollywood High» © 1983 by Avram Davidson and Grania Davis. First published in The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, April 1983. Reprinted by permission of Grania Davis.

«The Eye of Tandyla» © 1951 by L. Sprague de Camp. First published in Fantastic Adventures, May 1951. Reprinted by permission of the author and the author's agent, Spectrum Literary Agency.

«The Aliens Who Knew, I Mean, Everything» © 1984 by George Alec Effinger. First published in The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, October 1984. Reprinted by permission of the author.

«The Outpost Undiscovered by Tourists» © 1981 by The Kilimanjaro Corporation. First published in The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, Januaiy 1982. Reprinted by arrangement with, and permission of, the author and the author's agent, Richard Curtis Associates, Inc., New York. All rights reserved.

«Malocchio» © 1999 by Eliot Fintushel. Original to this anthology. Printed by permission of the author's agent, Linn Prentis.

«The Metrognome» © 1990 by Thranx, Inc. First published in The Metrognome and Other Stories (New York: Del Rey Books, 1990). Reprinted by permission of the author and the author's agent, the Virginia Kidd Agency.

«Uncle Henry Passes» © 1999 by Esther Friesner. Original to this anthology. Printed by permission of the author.